PORN?! A片?!

One evening I went to check out Aey's place, the other auditor who resigned. On the way to her place, she told me that she wanna become a writer after leaving this company. I asked her if she has written anything. She said yes. In fact, her book is just published. I am impressd and asked her what its about. And she said....


"Oh, its about PORN"
"Porn?"
"Yes, pron" (No way!)

And she told me that she will bring me one tomorrow. She is a muslin and wrote something about porn? Well, I am super interested in her book now! But after few minutes, I couldnt help myself and asked......"Isnt it difficult to write a book?"

"Not at all, as long as you have good imagination." Yeah, right. I really cant tell that she could be that good in that way since she looks very conservative. So I kept asking...... "Since when you had this idea??"

"Around 2006, I started to collect porn for 3 or 4 years.."
".......You collect them??" (OMG)
" Yes, My first experience about porn was long time ago...since I was 10."
"What????? (This's definately too over) What porn are you talking about?"
" In Thai?"
" OK. Could you spell the word, porn please?"
" p.o.E.M?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
 
昨天下班，Aey約我去他家看房間(因為他要離職了，也許我也可以接收她的房間)  去的路上，他告訴我，離職後她想要當全職作家，我問他以前有寫過甚麼東西嗎，她說有，而且出版過一本書。我很驚訝也很好奇地問那本書是關於甚麼主題，她說....
 
"喔，是關於A片"
"A片?!"
"對呀，A片" (不會吧!?)
她還跟我說明天會帶一本給我。Aey是穆斯林卻寫一本跟A片有關的書?!  我對那本書的興趣馬上迅速提升。過幾分鐘，我還是忍不住地問她... "寫書不會很難嗎?!"
 
"不會呀，有好的想像力就可以" 最好是這樣，她看起來超級保守，很難相信她在這方面會有這麼好的想像力，所以我又問...  "你哪時的idea寫這本書?"
 
"大概是2006年，我收集(A片)了大概3,4年的時間"
"......你還收集它們??(A片)" (天呀)
"我很久以前就開始接觸A片了.......大概是10歲吧"
"甚麼?! (這有點太過分了吧?!)  你講的是甚麼A片呀?!"
"泰文的?!"
"OK. 那請你拼一下A片(porn)這個單字好嗎?"
"p.o.E.M(詩)?!"
 
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(當場笑翻一車的人)