天兵們的泰式中文

電話中

A: B(陸籍)，你隨便講話嗎?
B:啊? 我哪有?!
A:哪時可以隨便講話呢?
B: ....... 你是問哪時"方"便講話吧?

電話中
A:稽核室幫我把這個破案了
B:.......我們有這麼厲害嗎? (原意-->"結"案)

"好"附件?!

不知道.....那"壞"附件會長甚麼樣子呢? 哈哈哈哈
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1/9/2011 補充: 原以為有旁邊的英文，大家會知道好笑在哪? 沒想到還是有人問: "好在哪?" 唉....原意是"如"附件啦
 

The stupid thing I did yesterday! 我昨天做的蠢事

I made another customer's glass falling down who sitted down next to me and got her all wet! I was so embrassed but even more sorry for her becasue it seemed like she was in a date. I was trying to make up for her but no one understood me there and she just looked like more afraid of me no matter what i offered. well... hope she didnt think i was trying to ruin her date (After hearimng this, one friend asked me right away that "Is her date that cute?!"..^^||)and hope it became some kinda interesting memery for this date later. aiya....

不小心將隔壁桌女生的水杯弄倒，倒的她裙子都濕了。我超不好意思的，不過更替她覺得難過，因為看起來她應該正在約會中(且是不熟的那種)。我試著要補償她，不過當時沒人講英文，不管我講甚麼，她只是一直說NO，且還越來越害怕的樣子.......希望她不至於覺得我是想破壞她的約會(一個朋友聽完竟然問: 她約會對象有這麼可愛嗎?..^^||)，這件事情也會變成她未來有趣的回憶。唉......