My favor Thai..我最愛的泰語..

Some friends asked me how my Thai is since I have been in Thailand for 6 months. Well. First,  the company assigned our translators to teach us Thai but.... since I am their manager, my Thai teachers usually just stand for me being a very lazy student and maybe see me once in one or two month.  Senond, all my staffs speak Chinese so I dont see the point to work hard on it at all.  Third, also the most important one, Thai sounds so  fxxg annoying!!!!  People who think it sounds nice should take a hearing test!!!  :(   I guess its just not my thing.  Girls have to speak in the slow and soft way.  See~~ not my type at all.   And they speak all sentence with a following word, ka (shounds like FOOT in Taiwanese), to show your respect.  But seriously, it just makes the language even more..... annoying.  I had heard one staff to tell the hotel her tel. number in this way... 089 ka, XXXX ka, XX ka... correct ka... thank you ka.. ok ka...  OMG. No wonder they have to be slow. and how much respect is enough for them exactly?!
Well.  That I dont need or want to speak Thai doesnt mean people wont talk to me, so here is it.  I have my favor Thai now...

Pasa Thai mai ben!  (I dont speak Thai!)

Usually people would leave me alone after. Hehehe.  Oh, my 2nd favor Thai (especially at work) is that

Mai mee ban han. (No problem.) ^^

I dont think I would like Thai naturally.. like the way I like English, Spanish, or even German.  I always feel that its amazing to learn a new language but Thai.... Sigh.. What can I say? Its Thai, the language of the smile country. They smile, I curse.

有朋友問我泰語的學習進度，畢竟我已經在泰國滿6個月了。可是呢，首先，公司指派公司翻譯教我們泰文，但是公司翻譯歸我管，因此我的泰語老師們都十分忍受我是1,2個月只出席一次的超級懶學生。 再來，我的小朋友都會說中文，在工作上，我也沒有學習泰語的急迫性。 最後，也是最重要的一點，就是，泰語真得是聽起來很煩~~~~~~~~~~~~人的語言。 對於那些覺得泰語聽起來很美妙的人，我建議他們應該要先檢查聽力。 :( 當然啦，也可能只是泰語不對我的味，例如女生講泰語應該要又慢又柔，一聽就知道跟我不合。再加上，泰語女生講話每個句子後面都要加上一聲"Ka"(因同台語的腳ㄎㄚ)，以表示對對方的尊敬。 可是說真的，我覺得聽起來只是更煩而已。 就曾經聽過小朋友跟飯訂訂房報電話時，089ㄎㄚ, XXXX ㄎㄚ, XXXㄎㄚ，對ㄎㄚ，謝謝ㄎㄚ，OKㄎㄚ......是有沒有這麼尊敬呀???!!! 聽得我火都要起來了。


但是我不想說泰語，不代表別人不會找我說話，因此，我發現一個很有用的泰語，也是我的最愛......

帕薩泰 賣便 (不會泰文)

通常這樣講，對方就不會再吵我了。不過，我在工作上最愛聽到的泰語則是.....

賣咪搬"ㄏㄚˊ" (沒有問題) ^^

我想，自己大概是不可能會"自然地"覺得泰語好聽，就像對英文, 西班牙文，甚至德文一樣。我總覺得學習一種新語言是很神奇的事情，不過泰語喔......唉, 我能說甚麼? 人家可是來自於微笑國度耶。他微笑，我吐血。